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Personel File of: Scully, Dana Katherine
a.k.a: Starbuck (nickname given by her father)
Current Status: Special Agent/Forensic Pathologist
Badge/ID Number: 2317-616
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: probably 110 lbs. (best guess after a 6-pack)
Distinguishing Marks: oerboros tatoo on lower
left back
(and the infamous
disappearing mole)
Date of Birth: February 23rd, 1964
Place of Birth: Somewhere near her mother
(again, best guess)
Marrital Status/Dependants: Single/No Dependants
Current Residence: 3170 W. 53rd Ave., Georgetown, VA
Apt. #35
Phone Number: 1.202.555.6431
E-Mail:D_Scully@FBI.gov
Parents: Capt. William Scully, USN (deceased)
Margaret Scully
unknown address
Baltimore, MD
Siblings: William Scully, Jr.
Mellisa Scully (deceased)
Charles Scully
Weapons Status: certified ranking in small firearms
carries FBI standard issue Smith and Wesson 1056
Education: Bachelor of Science - Physics
University of Maryland, 1986
Doctor of Medicine, ICS (j/k!)
Residency in Forensic Pathology, 1988
FBI Training Academy @ Quantico, 1990
Character Profile
Special Agent Dana Scully is dedicated to objectivity
and common sense, but open to extreme possibilities. She
is not only a medical doctor with a specialty in forensic
pathology, but a firm believer in reason who thinks there
is a scientific explanation behind every X-File.
Against her parent's wishes, Scully went from medical
school to Quantico, where she taught for two years at the
FBI's Training Academy. From there, she was assigned to
work with Fox Mulder and the X-Files, with the strong
implication that she was to debunk them.
Over the years that Scully and Mulder have worked
together, her trust in his instincts and her respect
for his integrity (and perhaps other aspects of his
person) have eroded her skepticism. She finds her faith
in a scientific and orderly universe constantly
challenged by the cases she pursues with Mulder.
Far from being a spy for the bureaucrats who hinder
their work, Scully is a full partner (and perhaps more
[hee hee]) in the X-Files, focusing on assembling the
hard evidence that will prove that the truth is out
there.
Personel File of: Mulder, Fox William
a.k.a: Spooky (given by dumbass coworkers)
Current Status: Special Agent
Badge/ID Number: JTT047101111
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 6' 1" (no wonder he dwarfs Scully!)
Weight: 170 lbs. (he must work out!)
Distinguishing Marks: Mole on right cheek
Date of Birth: October 13th, 1961
Place of Birth: Chilmark, MA
Marital Status/Dependants: Single/No Dependants
(yes! I mean.....)
Current Residence: 2630 Hegal Place Apt. #42,
Arlington, VA
Phone Number: 1.202.555.9355
E-Mail: F_Mulder@FBI.gov
Parents: William Mulder (deceased)
Government Records Classified
Level 10 Clearance Required (damn!)
Mother's name unknown
2790 Vine Street
Chilmark, MA
Siblings: Samantha Ann Mulder
missing since age 10
Education: Bachelor's Degree in Psychology, Oxford University, 1982
FBI Training Academy @ Quantico, 1984
Weapons Status: Certified with High Ranking in All Firearms
carries: FBI Standard Issue Smith and Wesson 1056
personal Sig-Sauer 226
Character Profile
Special Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder was on
a fast track in the FBI when he took a detour
into the paranormal. Convinced through hypnotic
regression that his sister was abducted by some
unknown power when they were children,he is now
obsessed with discovering the truths hidden in
the X-Files, a repository for the extraordinary,
the unexplained, and the supernatural.
Recruited into the FBI after studying psychology
at Oxford, Mulder showed an inclination toward
the off-beat from the beginning of his career.
His early monograph on serial killers and the
occult led to the capture of a notorious murderer.
But far from pursuing what could have been a
stellar career within the Bureau, Mulder chose
"the basement office with no heat" where
the FBI hides the X-Files. Only his network of
contacts in Congress and other halls of power
has allowed him to continue his investigations
in the face of official indifference and covert
opposition. Oppossed by enemies within the Bureau
itself and beyond, the only person he can trust
absolutely is his partner (no, not that kind!),
Dana Scully.
Dossier on: Frohike, (first name unknown)
Character Profile
Short, unshaven and clad in combat boots, Frohike is the
Frog Prince of the Lone Gunmen editorial board. Next to
Langly and Byers, he looks like the proverbial dirty old
man. From his first leering appearance in "E.B.E", he has
made no secret of his attraction to Agent Dana Scully. The
photographic and surveillance specialist in the group, he
once loaned Mulder a pair of night vision goggles only after
extracting Scully's phone number from him. Yet he has shown a
tender side as well, being the only person to bring Scully
flowers when she lay dying in "One Breath." Not a great talker,
Frohike grows loquacious only when Mulder teases him; he
succinctly summarized the atmosphere of suspicion and paranoia
in Mulder's apartment during "Anasazi" with one bon mot;
"weirdness.
Dossier on: Byers, (first name unknown)
Character Profile
The military and information systems expert of the Lone
Gunmen cabal, Byers looks like a professor who has wandered
into a CIA rendezvous by mistake. His neat beard and dapper
suits seem out of place among his grungier colleagues, but
his sharp mind and no-nonsense demeanor attest to an
encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theory and current
speculation on everything from the Kennedy assassination to
the latest in DNA research. In "One Breath," Byers unerringly
recognizes and describes the bizzare recombinant chemistry that
lies at the heart of Dana Scully's disease, and quietly expresses
sympathy to Mulder. He occasionally indulges in a wit as sardonic
as Mulder's, as when he tells him, "That's why we like you, Mulder:
your ideas are weirder than ours." Unlike co-conspirators Langly
and Frohike, he is the least liable to crack a joke or even a
smile, but his calm intelligence lends authority and believability
to the unlikely trio's offices.
Dossier on: Langly, (first name unknown)
Character Profile
One wonders just how much of life this man takes seriously.
Sporting black-rimmed glasses, long blond hair, and T-shirts
from a dozen hard-rock bands, he is not the picture of a
conventional conspirator. Langly is the communications expert
of the Lone Gunmen editorial collective, the one most likely
to joke with Mulder or invite him to "hop on the Internet to
nitpick the scientific inaccuracies" of a new science-fiction
show. But he's also a little bent; in "Fearful Symmetry, his
colleague Byers explains Langly's absence in a meeting as a
philosophical aversion to having his image bounced off a
satellite. He automatically records every incoming phone call,
and is evidently as conversant with current conspiracy theory
as his two compadres. He is ready with a laugh any time
Mulder's theories get a little "out there," such as the idea
that UFOs started the Gulf War. Nevertheless, when Mulder insists
that Langly turn off the recording device in "E.B.E," Langly
does not hesitate to lie to him. Among the Lone Gunmen, truth
is as rare as trust.
Personel File on: Skinner, Walter
Character Profile
An ex-Marine with a stern sense of duty, the Bureau's
Assistant Director Walter Skinner has little patience with
Fox Mulder's unorthodox methods of investigation. More than
once he has warned Mulder and Scully that their inquiries
were crossing into dangerous territory, and once he shut
down the X-Files entirely. But when Dana Scully was
kidnapped, he reopened them, telling Mulder, "That's what
they fear the most" -- without clarifying who "they" are.
It's never clear whose side Skinner is on, or whose orders
he takes, but his efforts on behalf of Mulder and Scully
"through unofficial channels" have made it plain that he
is deeply concerned about his independent-minded agents and
their work.
Writer's Note: Mulder and Scully are finally back with Skinner-Yay!!
Dossier on: Cigarette Smoking Man
Character Profile
The man behind the cloud of smoke has been involved in
the affairs of the X-Files since the day Section Cheif
Scott Blevins assigned Dana Scully to "assist" Fox Mulder.
His silent presence in Skinner's office is always a warning
that the shadowy government attempting to discredit Mulder
is again keeping an eye on the nonconformist agent. When
not in Skinner's office, he can be found in the basement
of the Pentagon, secreting evidence in a vast storehouse
of classified materials. The tension between Mulder and
the Cigarette-Smoking Man has increased steadily as the
nameless man with the pack of Morley's increasingly
involves himself in Mulder's work. In "One Breath,"
Mulder blamed the CSM for the abduction of Dana Scully,
and came within a trigger pull of killing him.
In "Anasazi," we learned that his involvement goes back
to the beginning, all the way to Fox Mulder's father.
He may be responsible for Bill Mulder's murder, and he is
certainly responsible for several attempts on the life of
the X-Files agents. His menace may be fading, however, as
both the Well-Manicured Man he answers to and Alex Krychek,
his tool who has turned against him, threaten to bring upon
him a justice Mulder and Scully cannot.
Writer's Note: In the movie, the WMM supposedly dies in
a car explosion. Oh yeah and let us not forget
that CSM is the father, and murderer of Agent Spender.
Personel File on: Krycek, Alex
Character Profile
Handsome, charming, and well-spoken, the perfidious
Agent Alex Krycek worms his way into the confidence of
Fox Mulder in the second season episode "Sleepless",
where he plays his role of worshipful junior FBI agent
to the hilt. He even adopts some of Mulder's wry wit
("Well, it puts a whole new spin on 'virtual reality'.")
to try to get closer to Mulder. But his true allegiance
emerges when he warns the CSM that separating Mulder and
Scully has not stopped their partnership, and that the
CSM has underestimated Agent Scully as a danger to their
secrets.
The darker side of the traitor (whom Internet fans
have dubbed 'RatBoy' for his faithfulness) appears even
more clearly in the dual episodes "Duane Barry" and
"Ascension", where he is instrumental in the abduction
of Agent Scully and the silencing of Duane Barry. His
treachery exposed, he disappears from the Bureau, only
to become a greater threat than ever as he goes
underground. At the end of the second season in "Anasazi",
he murders Fox Mulder's father and frames Mulder for the
killing. The bodies mount in the third season, as his ties
to the CSM's cadre begin to unravel. He is an accessory to
the murder of Melissa Scully in a botched attempt on Agent
Scully's life. When he ambushes Assistant Director Skinner
and recovers a vital digital tape, the CSM repays him by
trying to have him killed. Krycek escapes the trap and vows
revenge on his former mentor, while fleeing the country
with the tape that reveals the extent of US Government
coverup of alien visitations. It is not until Fox Mulder
goes to Hong Kong in pursuit of another turncoat that
he find Krycek again, but this time Krycek is possessed
by the very alien whose secrets he has been selling to
the highest bidder. The alien uses him to cut a deal with
the CSM, which returns the offworlder to his ship, but
leaves the ragged, terrified Alex Krycek trapped in an
abandoned missile silo in North Dakota, begging to be
released.
Writer's Note: It is the opinion of this writer that Krycek
is in no way as handsome as Fox Mulder.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Dossier on: Deep Throat
Author's Note: No, this is not that sick porno, you poor
excuse for an inbred hampster!
Character Profile
"I came here to give you some valuable advice."
This is how the man known only as Deep Throat
introduces himself in the second episode of the
series, setting up a relationship with Fox Mulder
that defined the tone and direction of the X-Files.
Elusive, mysterious, and sometimes duplicitious,
Deep Throat dangled tidbits (stop laughing!!!)
of information before Mulder and Scully to entice
them (OK! That is quite enough. Take your head out of
the gutter right now!) into cases they might
otherwise overlook, to draw them along lines of
inquiry that might be disregarded, and sometimes
to divert their attention from areas he wanted
them out of. He rarely answered a question directly
(kind of like Clinton), and when he did, it was
always on his own terms. He obviously knew as much
about Mulder's work as Mulder did, and admitted
to watching him (I thought we passed that part)
from his lofty position. (No more!) Whether it was
the intent of helping the younger man uncover the
truth (as he often said) or to hinder him through
misdirection, he was always an important source of
information. Manipulative, avuncular, and
enigmatic, he created a presence in the X-Files
before sacrificing himself for his protege in
the final episode of the first season, "The
Erlenmeyer Flask."
Author's Note: OK. Now flush that toiletbrain of
yours and MOVE ON!!!
Dossier on: X, (first name unknown
Character Profile
Who is the mysterious and dangerous man who
alternately warns and informs Fox Mulder? Is he
stringing Mulder along in a complex and devious
campaign of disinformation, or is he an ally in
the search for the truth? He has more than once
admitted that he is afraid of getting killed
like his predecessor, Deep Throat (oh, no! not
this AGAIN!), and will not risk his neck for
Mulder. He went head-to-head with Assistant
Director Skinner after he refused Scully's
request for information on Mulder's whereabouts
in "Endgame". In "Soft Light," he took an even
more active role, stepping out of the shadows to
intervene directly in Scully and Mulder's case,
spiriting away a key figure under Mulder's very
nose. Angrilly, Mulder told X he wanted nothing
more to do with the man, and X warned him,
"You're choosing a dangerous time to go it alone."
In "Wetwired," X played an even more dangerous
game using Mulder and other agents as pawns.
And like chess pawns, they were expendable (who
writes this shit? Hold on.....). Mulder was
allowed to live, still with no clue whose side
X was on. It was revealed, however, that X worked
for "them", but may have his own agenda. Following
this mysterious agenda in "Talitha Cumi," he takes
surveillance photos of a meeting between the CSM
and Mulder's mother. (NO! Not that kind of meeting!)
Unknown to X, the CSM finds out about these pictures
and lays a trap for what he has learned is a leak
in their organization. In "Herrenvolk," this trap
is sprung and X is tricked into revealing his
betrayal, which leaves him shot to death on
Mulder's doorstep. With the last moments of his
life, X leaves a message for Mulder, SRSG, four
initials that lead Mulder to a new player in the
game, Marita Covarrubias. Just whose side is she
on and why did X lead Mulder to her? With his
death, X may have left more questions than
answers.
Writer's Note: Marita Covarrubias is a skank!
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